School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
Black Friday Sext: My pants are 90% off.
shaking legs ｡◕‿◕｡
breathless moaning (◡‿◡✿)
little body twitches (◕‿◕✿)
curled toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥)
quivering lips and glossed over eyes ♥（ﾉ´∀`）
cuties having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆